Anderson was raised in extraordinarly normal circumstances. He was raised in a two family home with two siblings in a small town. He got his first job at 10 selling newspapers at street corners. At 15 he got a job cleaning a company called Hamish Soda Pop. His employer was James Hamish. When he was 18 Mr. Hamish had a daughter named Cheryl, whom David instantly befriended. When the two got older and Cheryl graduated from high school they began dating, despite the large age gap. In 1980 the couple married. Many years later they had a son, Austin.
Anderson does not identify himself as a Republican or Democrat, but rather impartial. He says that his wife is the political one and showed little interest in becoming the First Man of the United States, seeming to prefer staying at home with Cheryl and Austin.
Physical Appearance Edit
Anderson is tan, tall, strong built, and darkly complected. He often dresses well, but shaves very little, and often has stubble.
Martha Anderson Edit
Anderson loves his mother very much, although she had to chastise him often as a youngster during his wild streak.*
David Anderson, Sr. Edit
Anderson loves his father very much, although he had to chastise him often as a youngster during his wild streak.*
Valerie Anderson Edit
Anderson loves his sister very much, and she was often his partner in crime during his wild streak.*
Jack Anderson Edit
Anderson loves his brother very much, and he was often his partner in crime during his wild streak.*
Cheryl Hamish Edit
Cheryl has been Anderson' life long friend and crush.
Austin Anderson Edit
Austin is the most important thing in the world to Anderson and Cheryl.
*David Anderson has asked us to note that he ended his wild streak when he married Cheryl.